No. I don’t want a boyfriend who’s gunna give me his sweater when I’m cold. He’d freeze his ass off. No. I don’t want a boyfriend who will pay for everything I want. That’s what my job’s for. No. I don’t want a boyfriend who calls me at 4am telling me he misses me. I’m sleeping, and he probably wants to be too. No. I don’t want a boyfriend who is going to drop every corny line in the book. I just want someone sincere and truthful. I don’t want your fairy-tale boyfriend who will sweep me off my feet. I just want a boyfriend who loves me for me, for every mistake and scar.
(Source: cherry-cheesecake, via unicornsandrainbowmoustaches)
REBLOG IF YOU AREN’T PREGNANT
Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?
fuck no
I’m a dude…
I’m a lesbian…
I’m ugly…
I don’t even have a boyfriend!
Where my fellow virgins at?!
David Tennant is already married…and in a different country.
No, but according to the pains im feeling…
(via l-3-s-b-1-a-n-5)
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
(Source: ratchard, via we-should-date-because-i)
